Some people are set in their ways. Especially when the change they face is a great one.
To quote Dr. Seuss:
I do not like them in a box,
I do not like them with a fox,
I do not like them in a house,
I do not like them with a mouse…
That Sam-I-Am was kind of a grouch, huh? What’s so wrong with trying something new? Surely, Mr. Seuss wasn’t talking about any of our Fuzzy’s menu items. Last we checked we don’t serve green eggs or ham. (Sounds like an interesting breakfast taco concept, though, doesn’t it?)
There is change in the air, however, and it has nothing to do with tacos, breakfast or otherwise. We’re talking jumbo burritos, which our customers chow down on day in and day out. And that can continue, but…
IN A BOWL!
That’s right, campers. Our brand-new burrito bowls might not be for the Sam-I-Ams of the world, but they certainly have us excited (and plenty of you fans, too, from what we hear). But in case the thought alone doesn’t “bowl” you over, here are some other reasons why you would, why you could and why you definitely should try our new limited-time-only burrito bowls:
There are three delicious options.
Because all great things come in threes: The Three Stooges. Goldilocks and her three bears. The Three Musketeers.
Our burrito bowls feature three different mouth-watering options, including grilled veggies with spicy chimichurri sauce ($6.99), fajita beef also with spicy chimichurri sauce ($7.99) and fajita chicken with fire-roasted salsa ($6.99). (Though technically you can get them topped with any of Fuzzy’s proteins, so that’s basically 3×4, or thereabouts.)
FYI — all burrito bowls are served on a bed of cilantro-lime rice and black beans and are topped with guacamole, pico de gallo, shredded cheese, lettuce and cilantro.
Three strikes. You’re out.
It’s easy to keep everything in the bowl.
There’s something about eating your meal out of a bowl. It’s just so…contained. But, like, in a good way. If something falls off your fork, it falls into a protected environment that keeps everything in harmony. Not that we mind picking up after our messy eaters, but you probably won’t be one of them.
It’s easy to transport.
Our burrito bowls come packaged like a mini oval-shaped submarine full of meat, cheese and sauce. They’ll fit easily into your bag, purse or briefcase, though they might make your accessories smell like Fuzzy’s. (Not a bad thing.)
Your hands won’t get as messy.
Not that you really care how messy your hands get while dominating some tacos or quesadillas, but sometimes it’s OK to go easy on your mitts. Plus, if you just got your nails did, using a fork and knife instead of the double-handed grip could go a long way in preserving your precious mani.
It’s a good way to stay low-carb.
Again, we aren’t hating on our other menu items, but our burrito bowls are a great low-carb option when trying to maintain that svelte figure of yours. It’s the best of both worlds: keep the carb count low and enjoy every single bite of it.
So for all you adventurous eaters out there, we welcome you to try one of our brand-new burrito bowls. Come enjoy them while you can in store, in a house, with a mouse, in a box or with a fox…you get the idea.